Wickless

SUPER dumb—the anthesis or bright—if bright were an impossibility

Camping alone for the first-and last time, wickless Fred fed the bear.

Flossed

Flossed : the art of having welcomed a penis in your mouth so deeply that you can go no further, thereby flossing your teeth with the curlies. It’s a win win.

Dude 1: Dude, hey, did Summer serve you up some head last night?
Dude 2: Dude, totally—she totally flossed me, bro
Dudes 1 & 2: hahhhahaaaa