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Hallandale Winter Frog

Any French Canadian (usually from Quebec or Montreal) who Vacations during the Winter season in various trailer parks in Hallandale FL. Winter Frogs are easy to spot as they tend to be over tanned, do not practice good hygiene (rotten teeth, no deoderant), are horrible drivers, do not tip and take pride in haggling non negotiable prices. Winter Frogs love playing penny slots at the local casino and have a sense of arrogance at all times. Winter Frogs insist on speaking French and are offended when South Florida locals cannot communicate with them.

Why is this damm Hallandale Winter Frog holding up the checkout line by haggling the price of cigarettes.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 9, 2009

26πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


XFL

The most hardcore, intense, degenerate Fantasy league in all of sports. In the XFL the grass is always green and the Cabaret is full of Kings. An XFL pre game meal consists of C4 sandwiches topped with chlorine for salt and gunpowder for pepper. Each year 10 members go in but only 1 can claim the Heavyweight Title. Landmines and snipers can be found at the draft. XFL members always inform other members of any good brew -n- screws or jerk & squirts they encounter. Midget strippers, "Burning Diesel",explosives training sessions and stories about "Pistolita" can be included in XFL activities.

Ron Zook got so Xtreme last night he definately earned his spot in the XFL!

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 9, 2009

30πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


AHL

AHL- Ass hole lickable. To lick ones anus. A compliment given to someone who is attractive.

Damm that Megan Fox is gorgeous, shes definately AHL.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009

11πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Bratislava Lava

Having sex with an Eastern European woman while shes on her period, who then sucks the blood off your penis after intercourse.

My girlfriend wont talk to me anymore since she found my German Porn collection. I think Bratislava Lava 4 really made her wig out.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 11, 2009

15πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hurricane Fans

Fans of The University of Miami. While there is a small percentage of knowlegable and respetable fans the average Canes fan is an ignorant, uneducated loser who lives in South Florida. 95% of Canes fans never went to The University of Miami let alone even know where the campus is. The average Canes fan doesnt know more than 5 players on the team and doesnt have an open mind about college football. White, Black or Spanish Canes fans are some of the most despicable scUM in Dade and Broward counties. Hurricanes fans are all paranoid and beleive that the BCS and National Sports writers are against them. Canes fans do not sell out their stadium ( Orange Bowl or Landshark Stadium ) unless a top rated team or Rival are playing the Canes that week.

Stupid fucking Hurricane Fans are always running their mouths. Do they not know they havent won a division title since leaving the Big Least Conference . What a joke thier all stuck in the 80's and are in denial that UM will never be what it was.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 11, 2009

18πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Jerk and Squirt

Any massage parlor where handjobs are given to the clients for an extra cost (tip) after the massage is finished.

I found this new Jerk and Squirt on Kendall Drive where the girls realyy take care of you.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 6, 2009

29πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


Matsup

Ketchup and Mustard that is pre mixed and bottled to be served as a condiment. Created by Cosmo Kramer of Kramerica.

I love putting Matsup on my burgers, it saves me time and energy.

by Coach Boris Ramnovitch July 24, 2009

8πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž