FL STUDIOS

FL is our god. Has the physique of all 12 GREEK GODS combined. Has the charisma of every US president that has been elected. Having the opportunity to engage in release gains with him is the highest privilege. A woman must approach him and purchase him a full dinner before even being considered to be allowed to carry his seed. Is worshipped every time he enters a gym.

Taylor Swift: "FL, I would like to engage in sexual intercourse with you."

FL STUDIOS: *inspects her* I don't know, you're kinda average. I'll consider it if you buy me dinner."
Swifty treats FL to a 3-Star Michelin Restaurant
FL STUDIOS: "Alright. You've made it. Here's you queueing ticket, you're 182nd in the queue."

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