FBJA

Failed Blow Job Attempt

"How were things with Keith last night?"
"Ugh! Another FBJA! Damn thing just wouldn't cooperate with me!"

Crack Chicken

Fried chicken sprinkled with a peculiar white substance resembling crack. Highly addictive, extremely tasty and possibly illegal.

Mary couldn't get enough of the crack chicken from Ocean's in Pine Bluff.

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Kira Huskers

Girlfriend's alter ego that only appears in one's dreams and during a night of role playing. Known for: Showing off trash tattoos, making out in unisex public restrooms, and using tremendous discretion.

"Honey, I had another Kira Huskers dream last night."
"Oh lord, what did that hoochie want this time?!"