Kira Huskers

Girlfriend's alter ego that only appears in one's dreams and during a night of role playing. Known for: Showing off trash tattoos, making out in unisex public restrooms, and using tremendous discretion.

"Honey, I had another Kira Huskers dream last night."
"Oh lord, what did that hoochie want this time?!"

FBJA

Failed Blow Job Attempt

"How were things with Keith last night?"
"Ugh! Another FBJA! Damn thing just wouldn't cooperate with me!"

Crack Chicken

Fried chicken sprinkled with a peculiar white substance resembling crack. Highly addictive, extremely tasty and possibly illegal.

Mary couldn't get enough of the crack chicken from Ocean's in Pine Bluff.

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