Pants

An illusion just like death

"Death is an illusion.... as well as pants"

4👍 2👎

Fatherland

The best lyrics in any German song there is

"Oh Fatherland, Fatherland, show us a sign!"

7👍 3👎

A.L.F

Funniest shit I've ever seen

"Yo, you remember the tv show A.L.F?"
"Dude I remember"
"Funniest shit I've ever seen"

5👍 3👎

Stu's Boner Pills

The blue pills in the porno Tugrats

"Wait Chucky those were Stu's boner pills not candy you dumb shit!"

8👍 4👎

Dry heaving

When somethin stanky

*dry heaving cat*

2👍 4👎

Harry Potter

A kid who is a magic man

"I personally like Harry Potter and the Second Amendment"

6👍 2👎

Shit

The finest food from the gods

"Dig in bitches" -God as he shits on us

4👍 4👎