pork sword reward

The bounty your horny girlfriend recieves at the end of the night.

She just couldn't wait for that pork sword reward last night...

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spent med

A spent med is used tampon found in an inappropriate public place.

There seems to be a big problem with spent meds in the carpark again?

cockneck

An insult to a person who's neck resembles a penis; The neck is generally of a man, thick in stature and having prominent well pronounced viens. The best example is when this type of neck is cleanly shaven and is met with a thick wall of chest hair.

Did you see the game on the weekend ? That new player has the best cockneck I have ever seen, you could set your watch to it.