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brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker September 12, 2006

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker February 2, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nightt Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in m'a head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

by CockBlocker January 26, 2007

2๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Secret box

A term used when describing one's punani that is hidden or unknown to the general public and is unable to be located. This box may be hidden due to the presence of extensive pubic hair or due to an extreme form of genital fungus.

"I tried to hit up that box to get my freak on but it was hidden behind a jungle of pubes. It sure was a secret box!"

"Secret box, no secret box!"

by CockBlocker May 30, 2004

15๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pandora's Box

Pandora was a Greek woman with an extremely large box that was frequently opened by all of the townspeople, (even the women), (the women who liked boxes!). Sometimes Pandora would hold large picnics where she would offer her box to everyone. If they were lucky they would also receive ketchup.

Pandora was very generous with the use of her box, however some people refused because they thought it was dirty as it had been passed around a few too many times! It was quite the Pandora's Box!

Tyreece looked forward to meeting Pandora for a taste of her box.

by CockBlocker November 25, 2004

127๐Ÿ‘ 366๐Ÿ‘Ž


vandruff

Dandruff that is located around the pubis mondis. (Vaginal dandruff = vandruff). Not to be confused with crabs or crusty semen. Often found on prostitutes and ghetto hoes with poor vaginal hygiene.

Shanikwa: "Girl, you got crabs?"
Lefonda: "No, I got vandruff"

by CockBlocker January 18, 2005

20๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž