brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking a microphone that is brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nizzight Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in my head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

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brown microphone

To sing or serenade into one's bumhole therefore mimicking the action of singing into a microphone that happens to be brown. Often ex-American/Canadian Idol stars are reduced to using the brown microphone since it is the only audience that is attentive.

Tariq: "Last nightt Clay Aiken sang an incredible melody into m'a brown microphone. It was stuck in m'a head awl day!"
Dwayne: "Damn nigga, that's gross!"

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sandbox

Often a result from a long day at the beach, a sandbox results from an excessive amount of sand in the box. Other causes may be from mud restling or as a result of a hot new trend. In Europe, women often throw sand in their box in the case of a hot sexual encounter. One can often tell when a girl has a sandbox because when she walks it makes a crunching/grinding sound.

Germaine: "Last night ah tried to hit up that box, cept that it turned out to be a sandbox!"
Dellareese: "Awww shit nigga!"
Germaine: "Ahh don't want no sand in m'a tacos!"

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keggler

A radical party trick that involves a male fastening his scrotum to a beer keg then throwing it down a flight of stairs.

D'eongelo: "Damn nigga, m'a balls hurt like a ma'fucka!"

Lamont: "Silly biotch, you shouldna done that keggler last night! It was off da hook!"

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Pandora's Box

Pandora was a Greek woman with an extremely large box that was frequently opened by all of the townspeople, (even the women), (the women who liked boxes!). Sometimes Pandora would hold large picnics where she would offer her box to everyone. If they were lucky they would also receive ketchup.

Pandora was very generous with the use of her box, however some people refused because they thought it was dirty as it had been passed around a few too many times! It was quite the Pandora's Box!

Tyreece looked forward to meeting Pandora for a taste of her box.

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vandruff

Dandruff that is located around the pubis mondis. (Vaginal dandruff = vandruff). Not to be confused with crabs or crusty semen. Often found on prostitutes and ghetto hoes with poor vaginal hygiene.

Shanikwa: "Girl, you got crabs?"
Lefonda: "No, I got vandruff"

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