So disgusting a bum wouldn't even take a shit there.
Jesus H what kind of shit hole do you live in. Clean this up, I'm not gonna tolerate this sloffelness.
One using another's dick as a microphone.
Stop sucking, the voice is on. Start singing. Use my cock mic.
sticking a snow cone in ones asshole while making faces and speaking jibberish.
"Man, did you see Nate at the ballgame"? "He took that mans snow cone and started Smirnadorfing in his wife's face.
In competition :
Is that all you got? Ba'douche bitch, you just got schooled.