No Wipe 2021

The year of the No Wipe. No one wipes their asshole 2021, everyone trusts their asshole to be clean and proper this year.

Person 1: “bro why do you smell like shit?”

Person 2: “sorry bro, it’s no wipe 2021.”

Mexican Trailblazer

When you put a habanero pepper into a girl's rectum, and then proceed to have SEXUAL intercourse with her, then afterwards proceed to drag her buttocks across the floor, creating a trail of body fluids and habanero pepper juice.

-bro my youth pastor gave all of us Mexican Trailblazers last night!

-Shyus bro! That stuff is the tits!

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Beastifatality

When you have extremely rough SEXUAL intercourse with an animal, which upon finishing will generally cause immediate death upon the creature

-hey bro where did your pet bald eagle go?

-it was a victim of Beastifatality.

-balls deep?

-balls deep bro.