Nipple text

The act of texting using only one's nipples. Nipples must be small enough to hit the keys and industrious enough to know how to spell.

Girl: did you wish a headache on me because I wouldn't bring you a latte?
Boy: no, breast pain.

Girl: it didn't work, I'm still able to nipple text you.

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Clashtray

When one has ashed their cigarette in a womens cleavage, said cleavage becomes a clashtray.

Boy 1 to boy 2: I dare you to ash in her cleavage.

Girl: stay the fuck out of my clashtray.