Morning Surprise

When the "morning wood" penetrates anally the "little spoon" while spooning after sex, resulting in the complete and utter surprise of your partner.

Well isn't this just a morning surprise

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lumpy shelf

A beard that a late teen is trying to grow to make themselves look like a man but ends up looking like a lumpy shelf

Your beard is giving me lumpy shelf vibes

PTGD

(P)ost (T)raumatic (G)ame (D)isorder- When someone plays videogames for far too long in one day. Symptoms include, but are not limited too: Violent outbursts, extreme racism/homophobia, uncontrollable shaking of the thumbs and/or hands, and seeing the particular game when the victim closes his/her eyes.

Tom: Dude, I have such bad PTGD right now...
Brian: How...how bad
Tom: I can see the game when I close my eyes!
Brian: I remember my first time...

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