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Three people jerking off the person to their right standing in a triangle wearing wizard hats.
Never bring a knife to a wizard fight unless you want to be in the center of a magic triangle.
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A bruise left on a woman after sheâs been kicked in the front butt.
After a wild night in Detroit my memory of events is fuzzy but the aching tuna cookie indicates poor choices were made.
Slapping one's balls with any icy hand that's been held in the freezer for a minimum of 10 minutes.
I'm still sore and a little chilly from Gerry's malevolent minnesota ball slap last night!
A man fists a woman's ass while fucking her doggy style and proceeds to jerk himself off through her ass. Not to be confused with artificial strawberry milking which involves a man fucking a woman's ass while jacking himself off through the vagina.
Lawrence prefers an artificial chocolate milking with your wife's ass as she is far less flatulant than his own wife.
After consuming several tacos a person vomits onto a woman's taint causing a lava like flow of vomit to gush into both the anal and vaginal entryways. Not to be confused with the Mexican trash can or Mexican dumpster which involve puking into the vagina or anus respectively.
I tried to perform a Mexican dumpster but misfired creating a Mexican landfill.
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