Nathan

If you call any Nathan a Nathaniel without their specific permission they will kill you and your whole family.

James: Yo! Nathaniel, wanna play Minecraft?

Nathan: No, but do you wanna die?

James: No, not really...

Nathan: Well to bad. *repeatedly stabs James*

James: Why did you do this, bro?

Nathan: Because you called me Nathaniel! That's not my name retard!

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Covid-3482

The pandemic never ended and it has now taken over the world by turning everyone into virgin zombies who nut into desk fans all day.

Macintosh: Hey dude did you here that Covid-3482 turns people into mindless virgin zombies?

Jimmy: *nuts in a desk fan* No but wanna eat my nut.

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B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

Bro I can't play right now I am about nut in your girlfriend!

James: Wanna play Fortnite soon, Steve?

Me: B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

James: TF?

Me: You really don't know what that means?

James: Who TF would?

Me: Literally everyone that keeps up with memes.

James: Fine what does it mean them?

Me: Bro I can't play right now I am about to nut in your girlfriend.

James: Oh, that makes sense. Wait hold up, your about to what now!

Me: Crap, gotta go I am about to nut, ttyl!

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