PeePee-Cock

A word used to flag a statement as truth. PeePee-Cock is the undeniable argument. Once used it is impossible to disprove, there is no exception. A law of the universe with these key rules:

1) A PeePee-Cock cannot be used to combat another PeePee-Cock until a full week has passed.
2) A statement that is PeePee-Cock'd remains true for a single week without question.
3) A PeePee-Cock cannot be used on questions, only statements.

Person 1: Dude, I swear, I have to be one of the best Mid laners in League of Legends hisory.
Person 2: There's literally no way, you blow.
Person 1: Nope, I am the best. PeePee-Cock.
Person 2: Shit... alright. You're right. You are the best.

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