Mozambique Chanel

The Mozambique Chanel (pronounced like the designer brand) neighbours the mozambique channel located between the Southeast African countries of Madagascar and Mozambique.

It is iconic.

Often like in the game stardew valley, it sells designer books on certain dates.

Melania: "I can't find the mozambique chanel on this map!!"

Leo: "You mean the mozambique channel?"

Melania: "NO! The mozambique chanel."

melania disorder

Melania disorder is a disorder similar to an infamous femcel named "Melania". This disorder usually consists of a unique personality with often inspiring originality. Other common characteristics include: dyslexia, severe memory loss, back pain, sudoku addiction, delusions, and hysterical screaming.

Not many people have this disorder, as it is unique.

People with melania disorder are often misunderstood, copied, and plagiarized of their jokes. Just because it happens to melania doesn't mean it's funny!!!

Someone with melania disorder: "I am Patrick Bateman"

Jack: "No you just have melania disorder"

Super senior

A slang term used to describe a specific age group of pedophiles, these being approximately 18-19 years old.

Most commonly, super seniors are found in their 5th year of high school, but sometimes this term applies to seniors who decide to date freshmen and below.

“How come Jackson is dating a freshman? Isn’t he redoing his senior year?”

“Well that’s why they call him a super senior!”

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