vapant

VERB
the act of being completely completely inattentive whilst vaping

NOUN
One who pays no attention to anything else whilst vaping

vacant, vapid, vacuous, vape

as a VERB
Look at that idiot swerving between lanes, he's puffing away completely vapant

as a NOUN
That guy spends too much time smoking his e-cig, he's a vapant

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Square Eyes

That’s strange feeling that descends when you’ve watched too much TV continuously for too long. A binge watching disease, which usually makes your eyes feel strange… even square!

Damn I binge watched all of Orange is the New Black and now I’ve got Square Eyes