Having a distorted or altered state of consciousness as a result of drug use.
Occasionally it is spelled "Alter'd"
"Dude! *he-he* I am sooo000oooo0o fuggin' altered"
Someone who wastes tremendous amounts of your time with no useful result.
1. After 2 years of dating, he didn't propose. She said "you are such a clocksucker!"
2. The salesman was very disappointed. After 3 hours of talking to the customer, the #$%^ing clocksucker didn't buy anything.
slang for vagina. comes from the slippery secretions of the vagina.
When we get home, I'm going to pull down her pants and play on the slipnslide.
a meter that detects the average gayness in scott
scots scotometer blew up after over loading
A combination of narsty and aresome created by some 8th graders at a lunch table for the purpose of something disgustingly funny.
That meatloaf surprise in your carrots looks aresome!
a sport in which skinny people run long distances
Kenyans run crosscountry