Tard Card

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.

Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"

Under Smile

A cute way of saying a vagina or pussy.

In Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone uncrosses her legs and shows her Under Smile.

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Double Unplus Straight

A slang word used to describe an ass pirate/jockey, peter puffer, or any other word to describe a homosexual.

Hayden "Andrew, your a fag"

Teacher "WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN HERE"

Hayden "Excuse me. Apologizes. Andrew, you are a double unplus straight.