Double Unplus Straight

A slang word used to describe an ass pirate/jockey, peter puffer, or any other word to describe a homosexual.

Hayden "Andrew, your a fag"

Teacher "WE DO NOT USE THAT WORD IN HERE"

Hayden "Excuse me. Apologizes. Andrew, you are a double unplus straight.

Under Smile

A cute way of saying a vagina or pussy.

In Basic Instinct, Sharon Stone uncrosses her legs and shows her Under Smile.

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Tard Card

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.

Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"