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Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.

I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

by Cody5050 June 8, 2022


Philapines Sig Sauer m1911

a Philapines Sig Sauer is a single shot or full auto only with 3d printed mag loading arm and extractor and a special disconnected trigger leaving the pistol as a fully automatic centerfire .25acp cal or .22wcm with up to a nine inch 150 shot magazine if you line the barrel with aluminium. made of plastic primarily but contains metal to conform to law. none nuclear unless you line the barrel for sustained fire.

$6.99

you can compare the Philapines Sig Sauer m1911 to capones baby machine gun if you add a nuclear barrel. currently slamfire single shot disposable ghost sabot. need a 3d printer to complete it. my beloved project backup weapon. i always wanted to gunsmith.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020


Fear

What ive felt none stop since i was dropped on my head at my dads house in 1996 25 50 fife rd. At 4 years old after they stitched my face with no pain killers. Afraid of my home on the 2nd floor afraid of surgeons with knives. Afraid of paramedics with stitchery needles.

Ive been living in Fear since 1996.

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023


Girls friday

The night about age eight a girl loses her hymen to a eight foot cop

Girls friday hurts worse than salt in the eyes

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022


Drug lag

Similar to jet lag, when you've spent so long on pharmaceutical remedies you forget where who and what you are while everyone expected you to do exactly what they did and not ended up with individual issues and personal problems

I've got a case of drug lag this has to be a mistrial as somehow I get a virus and now my whole life falls apart

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022


powerfuck

when you fuck your cyborg high on japanese amphetamines

did i teach the world to powerfuck yet, or just be powertools?

by Cody5050 January 13, 2021


High treason

www.lois.laws.gc.ca
High treason
Making war against my family on my dad's side as 1/8 the queen Elizabeth the second relation
Non believers in god

I can't believe how many times Guelph police service racists commit high treason a day

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022