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private security

when you have a 185mm nuke up someone elses ass

i just hired private security?

by Cody5050 January 13, 2021


Mandatory kitten

When youve spent all day defiling your enemies and stop to watch owlkitty

After 3 ajudacative fatal mistakes by the seniors home applicant we need a mandatory kitten to destress

by Cody5050 January 15, 2023


molecules matter

a civil rights movement started by hoarders that were built around the theory of slowly selling off slides of molecules to children for small change to maximize an inheritance if you are poor

have you heard of molecules matter, its taking scrapyard principles to the next level

by Cody5050 December 10, 2020


Ford focus

Baby killer killed mine

I won't drive a Ford focus as they murdered my children

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

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Donna Jenny julie

Triangular assault squad usually concerns with running a smear campaign for capital gains

I don't want to run into Donna Jenny julie today

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022


alcohol

a crystaline substance found everywhere after your fairy godmother is around.

howed this alcohol get here, its 100%

by Cody5050 November 16, 2020


Bun

$40,000⁰⁰ APC with blow-dry attachment for clothing drying camping and rhino breeding

There's gotta be food in the police station
Here let's cook this bun
You know I'm glad we're now adding doors

by Cody5050 January 15, 2022