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The gekleberry

A mythical creature feeding off death and fear itself lives in your home in your closet and under your bed and in the freezer at night.

The gekleberry will eat your heart but prefers fear sweat.

by Cody5050 June 14, 2022


Grapefruit smell

Fuel for making a fuel air flash powder.

Step 1.

Take a wooden pencil and shave 1/2 gram of wood and carbon.

Step 2.
Pile the wood shavings in a ashtray and leave a cigarette on top. Do not disturb.

Step 3.
Collect the ashes and charcoal.

Step 4. Spray axe deoderant on only the ashes and charcoal let dry.

Load ashes and fresh primers enjoy.

All i smell is Grapefruit smell

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023


vaganus

what jackie will be living with after straterra attacks, chemical warefare, biological warfare, racism, slander, malicious persecution.

i she likes her new vaganus.
she got a vaganus from her kid.
a vaganus is the newest form of unic.

by Cody5050 January 10, 2021


17 virgins

A bag of cherry sours

I can't believe 9/11 was over 17 virgins they're dollarstore food

by Cody5050 January 27, 2022


I hate all of you

All your needles guns and knives make me feel like vomitting. I hate every last one of you poisonous starvative assholes telling me you can but i cant. Please kill yourselves.

Asking me how im doing will only get the response i hate all of you, your a parasitic infection and the fact you cant ever share makes life worthless with you alive.

by Cody5050 May 26, 2023


Red hands

When you have knives held between the index and middle fingers on both hands with the blades held just so the flat part of the hands on the palm lines up with the blades held in between the index and middle fingers and with the blades held flat against the palm and with the point of contact for extrajudicial instrumentation extending up from in-between the two fingers to make almost a fist bump type carry for a duel held combat grip. Don't slip and cut yourself.

I'm going to get Red hands when I go to the bank, they won't know what took their money.

by Cody5050 December 23, 2021


powerfuck

when you fuck your cyborg high on japanese amphetamines

did i teach the world to powerfuck yet, or just be powertools?

by Cody5050 January 13, 2021