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Cut software

When you load the M2 machine CNC cutting torch with antimatter fuel and launch your business into another region.

I lit my hair on fire again I'm cut software and that's my haircut.

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022


Glock cooked chicken

When you're firing so much that you heat the atmosphere in measurable results.

Gives children sunburns from powder, miles away.

Nuclear weapons.

I think Glock cooked chicken the other day. Did Toronto blow?

by Cody5050 June 8, 2022


Philapines Sig Sauer m1911

a Philapines Sig Sauer is a single shot or full auto only with 3d printed mag loading arm and extractor and a special disconnected trigger leaving the pistol as a fully automatic centerfire .25acp cal or .22wcm with up to a nine inch 150 shot magazine if you line the barrel with aluminium. made of plastic primarily but contains metal to conform to law. none nuclear unless you line the barrel for sustained fire.

$6.99

you can compare the Philapines Sig Sauer m1911 to capones baby machine gun if you add a nuclear barrel. currently slamfire single shot disposable ghost sabot. need a 3d printer to complete it. my beloved project backup weapon. i always wanted to gunsmith.

by Cody5050 November 23, 2020


Fear

What ive felt none stop since i was dropped on my head at my dads house in 1996 25 50 fife rd. At 4 years old after they stitched my face with no pain killers. Afraid of my home on the 2nd floor afraid of surgeons with knives. Afraid of paramedics with stitchery needles.

Ive been living in Fear since 1996.

by Cody5050 May 14, 2023


Girls friday

The night about age eight a girl loses her hymen to a eight foot cop

Girls friday hurts worse than salt in the eyes

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022


Drug lag

Similar to jet lag, when you've spent so long on pharmaceutical remedies you forget where who and what you are while everyone expected you to do exactly what they did and not ended up with individual issues and personal problems

I've got a case of drug lag this has to be a mistrial as somehow I get a virus and now my whole life falls apart

by Cody5050 February 13, 2022


5000 dead

Guelph royal police service racists kill count as green berets irregular I'm only at 67 and I use legislature.they use handgonnes.

I'm scared of the monster that left 5000 dead

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022