Nerdled

When all your equipment is rented out to your friends and they dont want to help you because theyre lawyers say not to, and one of your enemies takes a 25 cent syringe and starts shooting everything from salt to botchelism into you to blackmail and entrap you while on probation.

I dont care if its murder my name is murder i need my gear back the triad spys are leaving me nerdled. Help ive given all of you at least a $1.25 firework for free. Someone pull japan off me!!! Thats what happens when you sold marijuana right?

Semi automatic

A full auto in disguise

Brrrrrrraaak

Guy 1-was that full auto
Guy 2-no that was 105 decibels and definitely a semi automatic bumpfiring. that's a .177 probably target practice.

second amendment rights

Second amendment rights are a controversial and confusing topic in North America but they are the equivalent to Russia's inalienable right to self-defence. The cold war is over but the world has three super powers and it takes three people to triangulate on a "target" whether paper or metal. The inalienable right in Canada to life, liberty, and security of person for Canada or the right to bear arms in the States, or conscription and mandatory military service in China.

The second amendment rights are there so you can defend your land from the bears on it with three inch teeth that are stealing your garbage in your yard.

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Weapon

A distinctive device explicitly stated to be made to cause harm or death such as a adult human being or a large bore artillery piece or automotive vehicle under your private control

I have gotten rid of all my weapons and turned them into politics

Rich man's pancakes

Pie any variety as long as cooked

I'm not hungry anymore I have rich man's pancakes left overs
FOOD!

millenial

pissed off thirty something that has a hand cannon a lb of weed or more and $50,000 and wants to leave north america who has 12 acres but cant pay rent.

whats that millenial banker doing walking around with a handgun?

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Pepper spray

For the police service canines seasonings as illegal endagerment

I don't want the police to misuse their mace on me their pepper spray in the eyes sucks