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The mother fucking man. The epitome of what it is to be a man. Handsome af. All American stud. Fucks like a rabbit. Probably your dad.
Guy: Look tf out here comes Tody!!! Heâs liable to rip someoneâs fucking head clean off.
Woman: Oh I hope he rips my husbands head off so I can suck the soul out of his penis.
When you catch five Nightcrawler's at once.
Holy shit, guys! I just got a fiffle!
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Holy shit! Looks like 2 Dales on a roof. They sure are having a gay olâ time!
See also Blake and Tyler.
Typically white trash who smoke pall mall reds unfiltered and drink any type of ice beer. Live off of the government and usually have a warrant. Consider McDonaldâs going out to eat and the women are usually fucking huge. Catch them at any trailer park and any given weekends are spent at Walmart in the sporting good section. Canât drive and have no consideration for others. Kids do not do well in school and chew cope.
Friend: What the hell are those idiots doing?
Me: Their junkyard people what do you expect?
When you shower and then take a massive shit within the hour.
Man I feel fresh! Ope wait a second, ima pull a German Friday! *explodes toilet*