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nuclear poke

the "nuclear option" of facebook poke wars. consists of posting a series of broken-up, quasi-threatening messages on the profile of the person you are in a facebook poke war with. the goal is to give them so many notifications that they will give up in the war.

*Posted on a facebook profile*
--i am taking the nuclear option--
--for this facebook pokewar--
--which i have, incidentally, just declared.--
-- however i have also--
--decided to take this one all the way--
--up the escalation ladder--
--right at the outset--
--because im cool like that--
-- and i have actually stockpiled a lot of nuclear weapons--
-- so now the choice is yours:--
--you can continue fighting this conflict--
--in vain--
--but just know--
--that this was merely--
--a small, initial first strike--
--a single "nuclear poke"--
--if you will...--
-- to demonstrate my escalation dominance.--
--you have been warned.--

by CoffeeDrinker July 31, 2010

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Rice Queen

A person — usually a homosexual male — who recognizes the superiority of Asian male beauty and aesthetics.

An Asian male beauty appreciator.

Friend: I only ever see you in the Asian section at the circuit parties. You’re such a rice queen.

RQ: Rice is good for you.

by CoffeeDrinker June 26, 2022

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Rice Queen

A person — usually a homosexual male — who recognizes the superiority of Asian male beauty and aesthetics.

An Asian male beauty appreciator.

Friend: I only ever see you in the Asian section at the circuit parties. You’re such a rice queen.

RQ: Rice is good for you.

by CoffeeDrinker June 26, 2022

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Paperless-atization

In competitive policy debate, paperless-atization means to take your old paper debate files and scan and format them such that they can be used in paperless debate.

Debate Coach: "So have you guys done all of your reformatting so that we can switch to paperless next year?"
Debaters: "Oh no, but we'll do all of our paperless-atization this week."

by CoffeeDrinker August 16, 2010

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