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The act of getting all wasted and doing crack.
Guy 1: Man, you were out of control last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, I was Rob Fording it pretty hard.
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Landscaping on a budget.
Nice use of Michelins in your yard. They sure blend in to the landscape! Ghettoscaping FTW!
A small, family sedan built by German car manufacturer Volkswagen. Jettas are pretty nice, but tend to break down after a couple of years of driving. They are usually purchased by yuppies, homosexuals, and suburban tourists who have money, but not too much money. For this reason, people sometimes refer to the Jetta as the poor man's BMW.
Look at that douchebag driving his Jetta. Who the hell does he think he is? Oh, look he has a passenger, and it's another dude... surprise, surprise...
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A type of character in the Star Wars character that has a sexual attraction to young padawin learners . Pedowans generally live solitary lives on the planet Pedooine in the Pedobah system mentioned briefly in Episode IV. It is debatable, but Qui-Gon Jinn might have been a pedowan, when he drugged and kidnapped young Anakin Skywalker in Star Wars: Episode I: The Phantom Anus.
Dude, I think Anakin Skywalker is a pedowan.
No, he's just played by a shitty actor.
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A word meant to indicate a quick escape. Could be used as a verb or a noun.
Person 1: I totally can't afford this bar tab.
Person 2: Time to argo out of here?
Person 1: Time to argo THE FUCK out of here .
Basically a pre-scheduled bender. It's a result of turning 30 and having to plan your hangovers around other obligations like your job or your kids.
Sarah: Hey Kimmy, can you take my morning shift at IHOP on Sunday? I have to go to church that morning.
Kimmy: I'd love to, but I have a planned hammer on Saturday. I'm going to a kegger at Lorenzo's house, and i plan on getting white girl wasted.
Sarah: Can I come?
Kimmie: No way churchie.
Having beers with homeless junkies in front of the homeless shelter.
On a Tuesday morning:
AP: what's the plan for today
Marek: let's get coffee and get junky beers
AP: and then what?
Marek: we eat, then go for junky beers