Pecan Pie

Verb
Performing a "chili dog" on one's partner, and releasing into the "chili" thus creating a brown, glazed substance.
Step 1: Cleveland Steamer
Step 2: Change Cleveland Steamer to Chili Dog
Step 3: Work until release
Step 4: Release into the chili of the Chili Dog
Step 5: Take a step back and admire

Chest + Feces = Cleveland Steamer
Cleveland Steamer + Penis = Chili Dog
Chili Dog + Male Ejaculate - Penis = Pecan Pie

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Banging Coconuts

Verb
1. The act of making oneself believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

2. The act of trying to convince others to believe or imagine that one's possessions are better than they actually are.

3. The act of banging two halves of a coconut together to simulate the "clip-clop" of horse hooves in such a way that it allows one to believe or imagine that one is riding an actual horse.

Frenchman: "Who goes there?"
King Arthur: "It is I, Arthur, king of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons! We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights to join me at my court of Camelot."
Frenchman: "What? Ridden on a horse!?"
KA: "Yes."
Frenchman: "You're banging coconuts!"
KA: "What?"
Frenchman: "You've got two emply halves of a coconut and you're bangin' em together!"
KA: "No..."

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