poon wagon

Can be used to describe an automobile that either:

a.) Gets you tons of poon.
OR
b.) A ride that is so beat up that it is a joke.

a.) That kid gets so much poon cause of his poon wagon.

b.) My poon wagon is in the shop again. I hope my mommy or daddy can give me a ride to the mall.

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poon slang

A set of jargon invented by my friends and myself involving the word poon plus another word.

Poon slang was invented after a friend and I called a harpoon a poon for short. I found poon to be a very funny word and we have been making poon slang ever since

The poon slang clan ain't nothin' to fuck with.

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poon jockey

1.) One who aggressively rides / humps the poon.

2.) Term when used towards a female means she is a lesbian.

1.) John was a huge poon jockey at the gangbang.

2.) Word on the streets has it that Rita and Betty are poon jockeys.

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poonami

Synonym for female ejaculation derrived from the words poon and tsunami.

I saw this girl stick a curling iron in her poon basket and when she orgasmed it was a poonami.

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poon juggler

Synonym for a player.

That poon juggler is gonna have his hoes turn on him when they find out about his juggling act.

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poon basket

Slang term for a vagina.

That hottie has one tight poon basket.

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