Feb. 21

February 21st is a day nationally accepted as "Send a Naked Picture of Yourself to Steve Buscemi" Day. This is celebrated by mailing a nude photograph of yourself or a loved one to Mr. Buscemi for his viewing pleasure.

Dude 1: Are you going to the post office today?
Dude 2: Of course its Feb. 21 I have to mail a naked picture of myself to Steve Buscemi.
Dude 1: Oh yeah I almost forgot will you take a picture of my balls quick.
Dude 2: In the spirit of the day. Yes, yes I will.

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Turner and Hooch

This sexually move, quite common in Russia, is preformed by fucking some girl, preferably dumb, and when you're about to cum you turn her over and let your dog fuck her as you blow a load on her face.

I gave that girl the Turner and Hooch she's never looked better than when my dog was hitting that ass.

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