Canada's History

an unbelievable sex act that is so erotic very few people are aware of it. It involves moose antlers, a jog of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.

One pours the maple syrup on your sexual target's loins, then shove the moose antler up the closest available orifice, then place the Stanley Cup on your head and scream loudly as you pound your partner and hit them with a hockey stick.

Any seminal fluid left over is placed in the Stanley Cup for later use.

Note: A hockey puck is placed in your partner's mouth to prevent excessive screaming.

"Damn, you just Canada's History all over that bitch!"

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