If you understood the definition, then you're a Discordian, if you didn't, then you probably aren't.
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the awesome lead singer of from first to last
sonny moore is really fucking short
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Also known as "UCB." Improv comedy group/school in NYC. Had their own TV show for a while which kicked ass.
The UCB are responsible for such great things as Ass Pennies, The Poo Stick, The Hole in the Sheet, Captain Lunatic, Bong Boy, Thunderball, Supercool, The Bucket of Truth, and The Little Donny Foundation.
Their school has launched many a comedian onto an unsuspecting public, including Rob Corddry and Ed Helms of "The Daily Show."
(This was the intro to the show)
From the dawn of civilization they have existed in order to undermine it.
"Our only enemy is the status quo. Our only friend is chaos."
They have no government ties and unlimited resources.
"When something goes wrong, we are the cause."
Every corner of this Earth is under their surveillance.
"If you do it, we see it. Always.
We believe the powerful should be made less powerful.
We have heard the voice of society, begging us to destabilize it.
Antione. Colby. Trotter. Adair.
We are the Upright Citizens Brigade."
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The best President we've never had.
If John Kerry had any sense, he'd have picked Dennis as VP instead of John Edwards.
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