A guy who really, really loves to burp. You don't want to ever be near him, he is real dam loud (he also farts). This boi plays video games waaay too much, and basically has no patience. If he ever has a crush on you, you're doomed; this man will beat you up to show you his affection. Just...leave him alone.
"Omg, is that a Caden? RUUUUUUN!"
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