sugar daddy

an old man named richard who will offer u money for nudes and become ur boyfriend

Old man in ur dms: Hey😉my name is Richard, send nudes and I'll spoil you, 700$ per photo

Jessica: ughhhh yes be my sugar daddy

mcdick

the best mcdonalds meal

Customer: Hey can i get an XL McDick?

Hot worker: Sure come, they're in the back

Manager: *walks in* U SINNERS, UR FIRED

Customer: Got any more McDicks?

Manager: No but i got a nice McPussy😉

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