Why am I alive

A word that is used during depression that can make you wonder why you were born on this planet

Today has been a awful day I got fired my wife left me... why am I alive?

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thneedville

A hell hole where everything is made of plastic and there is no air and no trees just plastic ones

Goooooood Morning!
In Thneedville, It's a brand new dawn.
With brand new cars, and houses and lawns.

Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville.
In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees.

Each one is made in factories.
And uses 96 batteries!
In Thneedville, the air is not so clean.
So we buy it fresh.
IT COMES OUT THIS MACHINE!
It's Satisfactions-guaranteed-ville!
In Thneedville, we don't want to know

Where the smog and trash, and chemicals go.
I JUST WENT SWIMMING, AND NOW I GLOW!
In Thneedville we have fun year-round;

We surf and snowboard right in town.
We thank the Lord for all we've got,
Including this brand new parking lot!
PARKING LOT! Paaaarking lot!
Oh, look it's-
Aloysous O'Hare!
(Aloysius O'Hare!)
The man who found a way to sell air.
And became a zillionaire!
Everyone round here works for me.
I sell them something they can get for free.
We live in perfect harmony!
IN THNEEDVILLE!
IN THNEEDVILLE!
(hip hooray, hip hooray, hip hip hooray!)
In Thneedville, we love living this way.
It's like livin' in paradise!
IT'S PERFECT!
And that's how it will stay!
(oh yeah!)
Here in Love-The-Life-We-Lead-Ville,
Destined-To-Succeed-Ville,
We-Are-All-Agreed-Ville!
We're all we need in (*not sure)
Thhhhh-THNEEDVILLE!

Comedy

Funny stuff that makes you die on the inside but laugh on the outside

What the hell is comedy???????

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