Masturbation Day

Holiday. On September 12th, the citizens of the Earth must masturbate twice as much as they usually do, on a daily basis, to make up for not masturbating in respect of those men and women, killed on 9/11.

Joe: I feel really bad, i really need to masturbate, NOW!

Hoe: No, you can't, you have to wait for Masturbation Day, then you can jerk off LOADS!

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