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Hummus is a food that tastes good with Miniminter. Mostly behind a television.
"Ok good, now that Talia is gone we can suck off each other with hummus ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Hummus is a delicious Lebanese dip. It's usually eaten on pita bread any time of the day, with any meal. It's made with chick peas, garlic, lemon juice, and salt. It's also great on steak!
ex. Could you pass the hummus?
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A dip/spread (commonly eaten on pita bread) made from mushed chickpeas, garlic, and lemon juice. Believed to have originated in the Middle East, it is popular in America with vegetarians and college students (no one else seems to know it exists.) It's quite good, and has a nice zing to it--delicious with lime tortilla chips.
Also spelled humus (one m), although this spelling can also refer to decaying plant or animal matter. When writing appetiser menus for formal banquets (especially those banquets including guests familar with horticulture), it is probably best to stick with H-U-M-M-U-S. (Though you must admit, H-U-M-U-S is bound to get a priceless reaction or two.)
First Horticulturist: Mmm, this spread is delicious. What is it?
Second Horticulturist: *check menu* ...Humus.
*the pair exchange looks of horror and faint dead away*
Passing College Student: *eats remaining hummus*
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When u shit in ur girls mouth then nut, then u swirl it wit ur toes to make hummus for crackers at the nursing home
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An interesting, seemingly multipurpose chickpea concoction that plays a ubiquitous role in the Adam Sandler film You Don't Mess With The Zohan.
"What is hummus?"
"It's a very tasty, diarrhea-like substance!"
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Josh:”I really want some hummus right now.”
Toby:”you mean the dip?”
Josh:”no i mean gay sex…maybe with you 🤤”
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1. A thick sauce made of mashed chickpeas, garlic, and lemon juice.
2. See: splooge.
Ugh, my hands are covered in... hummus.
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