homey don't play that

A disagreement or protest to a suggested idea or action.

Carlton said, "Let's watch American Idol!", and Will was like, "Homey don't play that."

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Uppity

Uppity: rich
Rich people are Uppity

I thought that buying stocks meant you were "way uppity."

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2 hand choke hold

For those men endowed enough to this, it can be pretty impressive. Before jumping into the sack with your lover, you grab your raging manhood with both hands, one fist over the other and squeeze (or choke)your penis. This causes the head of the prick to swell up and turn a dark purple.

I decided to show off last night with this girl so I showed her the 2 hand choke hold.

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