Cellulite Blurbles

Those sickening marbley nodules of fat that appear prominently on the thighs of 200 pound cows (2 legged variety) that roam the beaches of summer.

All males that see Cellulite Blurbles are blind to overweight women for life.

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manshe

1. Any female with a 5 o'clock shadow

2. Any female that barks orders like a seasoned drill sergeant, and hates men because none ever look at her.

3. Any female (check under the tail for positive ID) that wears army boots with a dress.

The manshe talked over all others as though volume subtantiated her position.

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