tom brady

any Yankees hat-wearing, purse-carrying, Boston-based sack of horseshit who happens to be the quarterback of the New England Patriots and who doesn't even have to make good throws because his top receiver is unstoppable and catches anything within 20 yards of his body.

Hey did you see Tom Brady wearing a Yankees hat and carrying a purse the other day?

Yea, it was all over the papers, he must be a total homo.

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trent edwards

QB of the Buffalo Bills, aka "The Truth".

Hey how'd trent edwards do today?

pretty truthful as usual.

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the manson

the procedure where you get ribs removed so that you can suck you're own dick, made famous by Marilyn Manson.

Charlie is so gay, he told me he wants to get the Manson.

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nutsack lickers

A group of incredibly gay people, such as the New York Yankees or New England Patriots.

The Patriots are having a pretty sick season.

Yea they're still a bunch of nutsack lickers.

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jihad

an idiot, moron, or fucktard. Inspired by a level on Heroes of Might and Magic.

Other guy: Along Came Polly is a good movie.
Me: You're such a fuckin jihad.

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papelboner

1. n. The insanely large erection you get when Jonny Paps comes into the game with a 1 run lead in the 9th inning.

2. v. The act of totally shitting on somebody.

1.oh fuck dude that Papelboner just tore through my boxers.

2. the red sox are totally gonna papelboner the yanks tonight

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Depth charge

One of those big turds that falls, hits, and then a split second later sends a monstrous splash up to soak your ass.

I used a whole fucking role of toilet paper cuz I kept dropping depth charges.

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