BMC

1.)Bun, Meat & Cheese: used to abbreviate an order of a burger soley containing bun, meat-patty and cheese, and is frequently sided with a rootbeer with NO ice...silly ice. Only the brave BMC-er will order a BMC with ketchup already inside.
2.)Bassett Mirror Company; Bassett,VA

BMC-er: "Yea can i have a BMC with a rootbeer no ice"
Cashier:"What the fuck is a BMC?"
BMC-er: "Bun meat and cheese you fucking ignorant shlongsackbunglestein "

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starbucks

1. a place where menopausal women come to verbally abuse me cause their children have moved out to avoid the mental torture and their husbands are gladly away on business trips in third world countries.
2. a place where groups of 3-5 13 year old girls who have somehow managed to come across a jefferson all want a frappuccino of a different flavor, then change their mind while i'm halfway through making it.
3.a coffee house that has gained popularity with the masses by letting them know that their $3.10 for a 12 ounce drink is showing the rest of the world that they are indeed a cup above.
4. a place where annoying people are convinced that i want to hear their trials and tribulations.
5. a coffee house that serves a good cup of joe to the masses for a high price, was ruined by the invention of the evil frappuccino.

Frowning woman: half organic half soy with a splash of breve extra extra hot i mean exactly 187 degrees, and i carry a thermometer in my purse you sou better make it exactly 187 triple venti 5/7 decaf sugar free vanilla cafe latte. oh yeah and no foam.
Me: ok.
Frowning woman: (now scowling bitterly) oh you are writing it all wrong give me the cup and i'll write it myself. my usual Starbucks barista that i go to writes it in italics times new roman. hisssssssssss.

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