A selfie taken from the undercarriage to show one's turd poking out.
Person 1 "I really like this girl and she asked me for a selfie."
Person 2 "You should send her a Prairie Dog Selfie! Girls really like that nowadays!"
The act of using one hand to hold your penis and hit someone in the face repeatedly.
My Def Leppard drum solo gave that girl a black eye.
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The morning-after pancake is served to your partner after you've had intercourse and you're not sure if you wore a condom or if she was on the pill. It is essentially a morning-after pill mixed into the pancake batter.
Hey, I fucked Kelsey last night and I don't remember wearing a condom so I made her some morning-after pancakes.
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