faggot

Noun

1. A derogatory term to indicate that one considers an individual to be lame, stupid, etc.

2. A bundle of sticks, twigs, or branches bound together and used as fuel, as a torch, etc.

3. A bundle; a bunch of items bound together

4. A bundle of pieces of iron or steel to be welded, hammered, or rolled together at high temperature to be forged into wrought iron

5. A bouquet garni: a bundle of seasoning herbs; usually bay leaf, parsley and thyme

6. A type of traditional English meatball of chopped meat; usually pork liver, heart and fat belly meat bound with herbs

7. A contemptuous term for "woman," especially an old and unpleasant one, in reference to faggot "bundle of sticks," as something awkward that has to be carried

8. British slang for cigarette, usually abbreviated; “fag”

9. British public school slang: a “fag” or "faggot" is a junior student who does certain duties for a senior or teachers" with suggestions of "catamite" (a boy or young man in sexual association with an older individual, usually a man.)

10. A term of endearment used among some homosexual partners as a show of affection

11. Usually abbreviated to “fag.” A male homosexual who will take inordinate offense at your use of this word despite context.

12. What everyone surfing on the /b/ board of 4chan.org inadvertently is. Whether the term is used literally or ironically has yet to be discovered, but probably both

Verb

13. To bind or make into a faggot

14. To ornament with faggoting

1. What kind of fags come up with these definitions?

2. The inquisition used faggots to fuel execution pyres

3. Fetch a faggot so I can whip you boy.

4. Faggots were collected to make durable metal stakes to impale sodomites

5. Roy: That was so yummy, what seasoning did you use?
Steve: I managed to stuff a faggot in!

6. I can't get this faggot down my throat, how do you English enjoy this?

7. Useless faggot

8. Bill: Oi, fag, mate?
Pete: Fuck you say batty boi?
Bill: Chill bruv, you wanna go twosies?
Pete: Right mate

9. Prefect: I sent Milton to sit on the toilet seat to get it warm for me
Housemaster: I'm sure that's the only reason why you sent that faggot out there, well go on; but have him back for roll call!

10. Rob: Ughhrraahh!
Shaun: I love it when you come in me you faggot!

11. Pierre recently got married to a guy, what a faggot!

12. Anon: Chock on dick you cock stroking fag! I bet you can't even tri-force
Anon: Shut up or contribute fags
Anon: You summerfags should an hero.

13. Man Bear: Faggot these over here why don't you boy *sultry wink* You're only allowed to use your mouth.
Youth: Yes sir! *intense salivating *

14. This involves one man bent over, face down, ass up; with another man convincingly buried to the hilt and planking dude one. For extra style and pleasure points swivel around 360' whilst inserted.
Or, after a good hard dicking, cum all over his butt cheeks and massage your man goo all over the ass to produce a shiny glaze