bootine

Fucking retarded, pug-fugly, faux suade Peter Pan esque high-heeled bootie slippers for fairy-assed pansies.

"Hey, Sarah! You said you wanted to be Peter Pan for Halloween, right?"
"Yeah, but I'm a girl."
"That's ok! I found these awesome BOOTINES, so you can be a female Peter Pan!"
"Oh my God! They're so ugly- I mean PERFECT!"