my pants are on fire

A simple phrase used to indicate that your pants are in a state of rapid rapid oxidization. YOu should use this phrase when your pants are combusting as you never know when you might have to tell a blind person. A blind person wouldn't under stand what
'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!'

meant.

I souldn't have used that match after spilling gasoline. Now my pants are on fire...... and it BURNS!!!!!!!

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rented

Not to the extreme that is being owned.

person a: dude. this sucks.
person b: so do you. RENTED!

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whelephant

not a fucking word. its as if some tard was trying to use their mommys computer.

DAMMIT SARAH! get off'a mommys porn box!

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wan

sort of like a pan.

but not

dude a: dude! you better not be cooking this in a wan!

dude b: why not! a wan is like a pan

dude a:... but not.

there is a frank exchange of opionion(a gunfight) and dude a dies

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sawa

A very lazy pronunciation of sawer.

Slang for one who saws.

Sarah wanted to be a sawa, but then someone told the bitch that sawa-in' had little to do seeing stuff.

lord shes stupid

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cocker spaniel

a dog whos name is pronounced "cock-er-span-nyal"

not "COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL"

COCK - ER SPAN - E - AL = cocker spaneel

dammit sarah. grow a brain. moron

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omnipimpin

fuck woman. learn how to make pronunciations

om-k-nee-p--what the fuck is that bitch talking about

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