Pilgrim's Plunge

While receiving a blow job, you ask to lay down flat on their back while standing over them, pretending to put dick in their mouth once more asking to close their eyes, you shit on their face. ...The Pilgrim's Plunge

Man: "Lay down so I can finish on your face."

Woman: "Okay baby."

Man: "Close your eyes."

Woman: "I'm ready."

Man: "Ugh PILGRIM'S PLUNGE!"

Woman: "Shit!"

Man: "Exactly."

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Butt Soldier

A gay Soldier, most likely in the French army, or in North Korea.

"Dude don't touch me you Butt Soldier"

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Grape Fruit

The act of getting so lonely you carve a hole in a great fruit, heat it up for 30 seconds, and masturbate with it.

"Oh my god this grape fruit is amazing!"

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The Rosa Parks

The act of fucking a black woman while she sits in the back of the bus.

"Oh man, did you see that dude doing the Rosa Parks?"

"Yeah man, that's weird."

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Dressing the Turkey

Taking a shit in the Turkey before baking at 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 6 hours, and watching later as all your elders enjoy your home cooking.

Old man: "Oh darling, your Turkey is delicious this year. What's your secret?"

Woman: "My secret sauce."

Old man: "Well I enjoy you dressing the turkey."

Fossil Fucking

Being so bored and horny at a museum you run to the dinosaur exhibit and jump onto the nearest fossil and hump til ejaculation or kicked out.

Security Guard 1: "We got a code white!"

Security Guard 2: "What's that?"

Security Guard 1: "Ass-holes fossil fucking a stegalosaurus!"

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