Clunge Sponge

A cute dog, baby or absolute LAD who attracts females like they're going out of fashion.

Have you seen Dave's new puppy? Absolute clunge sponge!

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Egyptian Roof Rack

A sexual manoeuvre whereby the woman positions herself in the form of an upward facing triangle - or pyramid - with her buttocks forming the apex. A man then arranges himself atop the pyramid, clamping his fingers around the woman's pelvis and allowing the gyratory movement caused by their lack of balance to achieve climax.

Difficulty Rating - 11/10

Phil - "Hey Brian what are you going to do now you've finished the Kama Sutra?"
Brian - "Well Phil... Have you ever tried the Egyptian Roof Rack? It's a new one..."