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More commonly known as spending the night, a camp out is when a guy has one or more of his friends... well, spend the night at his house. This is not to be confused with a slumber party or a sleepover. Slumber parties are for girls. Sleepovers are for kids under 9. Despite what the name implies, usually no camping outdoors is involved, although sleeping bags will probably be brought over. And a few tents might be pitched *badum-tish*.
"Dad, can I have a camp out with a couple of my friends tonight?"
"In the backyard, son? Why sure, I'll just go to the surplus store and get a couple of canteens, a tent, some MREs..."
"No, I don't mean outside. We'll just be playing MW2."
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An episode of anxiety that occurs when all of the television shows that you are watching simultaneously take a commercial break.
Johnny was enjoying Monday Night Football, Two and A Half Men, and a Scrubs re-run when all three shows went to commercial break. He was bombarded with soda and car insurance ads, and as a result, suffered an ads-iety attack.
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It's a tasty sandwich consisting of cooked sliced steak, melted cheese, and other toppings like fried onions, peppers and mushrooms you PERVERTS! No human fluids or body parts are involved.
Pat's and Geno's are for tourists. If you want a good Philly cheesesteak, check out Tony Luke's or Steve's.
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nig-ga syn-the-sis: n. Perpetual bond between niggas over an appreciation of trivial or ignorant things. This is the opposite of a nigga moment, which is perpetual conflict between niggas over trivial or ignorant things. This is unlike a bond between friends or family members, which is mutually beneficial to all of the parties involved.
When a nigga moment collides with a nigga synthesis, you get a Complete (fucking) Disaster:
Nigga Moment + Nigga Synthesis = Complete Disaster.
Remember this equation, you will need it later nigga!
Nigga Moment (fight between Bushido Brown and Stinkmeaner's crew) + Nigga Synthesis (Stinkmeaner's crew which exists for the sole purpose of spreading ignorance and chaos, particularly in the black community) = Complete Disaster (Bushido Brown's beheading.)
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(gim-eye)
A shorter way of saying "give me my...". Cousin to 'gimme'.
I AIN'T DRUNK! GIMMY DAMN CAR KEYS!
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