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Auld slapper

Mature prostitute or slag

Wayne Rooney went with that auld slapper didn't he in that knocking shop in Aigburth?

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019


Wackees

Vernacular for pills, or, ecstasy, peculiar to diminutive bearded rockers with a large propensity for drugs

Volly: are you getting the whores in? are you getting the Chico in? are you getting the wackees ?

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019


Plastic

Supporter of a football club made successful by crude wealth, ie, by sheiks or oligarchs, unfairly blowing competition out of the water, eg , a Man City or Chelsea fan

Man City fan: we're the best team in the world
Liverpool fan: fuck off you stupid manc cunt, you're just a fucking plastic

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019


Hag cunt sniffer

Predominantly, a younger man with a fetish for sniffing pungent old ladys' vaginas, usually prostitutes or slags

That dirty bastard's a real hag cunt sniffer, he loves old sluts

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019


Fake hippy

Anyone wearing long hair because it's fashionable or socially acceptable, ie, many people these days,including dreadlocks, ponytails, and man buns, without any predilection towards or interest in the hippy lifestyle,ie, a total fake or fraud

Look at that stupid scally twat and his long hair, he looks like a fucking psychopath, fake hippy cunt

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019


Bitter blue

An Everton FC fan obsessed and rabidly consumed with hate and jealousy towards Liverpool FC

Look at that auld twat there, he watches every Liverpool game hoping they lose.
Bitter blue cunt.

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

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Take plug

The act of receiving anal sex

Blkrod: I do not pack shit or take plug, get off my cam, not into shitty fucks dude!

by Colonel Hassle July 27, 2019