Canada's History

Possibly the most disgusting sexual act in "History". The act requires moose antlers, maple syrup the Stanley cup, and a live beaver. Also a Celine Dion album is recommended for maximum effect. The "Canada's History" starts when the male/female takes the moose antlers to the anus of his/her partner, individually placing each branch inside his/her partners anus, using the maple syrup as lubrication. When the Stanley cup comes into play, it turns into a 2 girls 1 cup sort of scenario, Google it. Be careful with the next step, it involves the beaver and they bite, but its worth it.

John- "Yo, I picked up this chick at the bar last night, and we performed Canada's History over at my place, it was awesome!"
Billy- "Be careful man that's illegal here."
John- "Yeah I know, you don't even want to hear what I had to do to get the Stanley cup."

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