evanjewlical

A person who has adopted Judaism as their new religion and is throwing it in everyone's face. Especially annoying is evanjewlicals who've adopted a Kosher diet in spite of that they've downed 1/2 ton (conservative estimate) of bacon in their previous life.

My evanjewlical friend seems to be letting her new rabbi make all her decisions for her.

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geezer shot

The flu shot when you get when you're an old creep. Twice as much anti-venom in the shot, and twice as much pain in your arm the next day.

I went to Kaiser for a flu shot, and one of the old gals in the line in front of me told us they were out of the geezer shot.

I Gambled and Lost

A wet fart.

I just cut a big fart and I gambled and lost. My pants are in the washing machine.